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a. cheap, generic automotive oil.
b. expensive, name-brand automotive oil.
2. Do you have a carbon-monoxide monitor in your home?
a. No.
b. Yes.
3. Do you use those little felt pads that stop chair legs from scratching the floor?
a. No.
b. Yes.
4. Have you ever bought a chrome skull car accessory?
a. Yes.
b. No.
c. Huh?
4. Have you ever bought a Mega Thruster Exhaust System?
a. Yes.
b. No.
c. Huh?
5. Do you buy birdseed?
a. No.
b. Yes.
6. Do you buy snow-rakes?
a. No.
b. Yes.
c. What?
How'd you do? The more b's you answered (or c's), the more responsible Canadian Tires thinks you are and the more likely you are to get their credit card. So the next chrome skull accessory you need would be best purchased with cash.
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